10  things to do that cause complete and utter amusement

Ok, so it's not that amusing, but if you're bored, these become helpful.

1) Make signs reading "please use other door" and put them on every door of a building

2) Run up the "down" escalators

3) Move "caution wet floor" signs to carpeted areas

4) Sit on the side of a busy highway with a hairdryer and pretend to be checking speed limits 

5) Try to call McDonalds and make reservations

6) Two words: Bubble Wrap

7) Order diet water at a restaurant

8) Make it a point to laugh out loud during sad/emotional scenes in movies just to piss off other people in the theatre .

9) Try to swallow your tongue

10) Superglue quarters to the floor at the mall, then count how many people try to pick them up

(don't forget to check out "50 Fun things to do in an elevator)!