POLICE EXCUSES

they never fail

1)My wife is pregnant, I'm trying to get to the hospital ASAP! (great for speeding tickets)

2)I'm sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom

3)(Running a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS. (Dyslexic)

4)So that’s what those signs are there for.

5)I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.

6)If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!

7) I'm sorry about speeding but I reallllly need to replace my non-working brake pedal