10 ways to know you're a loser

1) You have your own name on your buddy list

2) When you realize you haven't talked to your friends in a while. In fact... 3 months

3) When your hand is your note-pad

4) You're notorious for stalking people

5) When you give your Sea Monkeys names

6) When you spend over and hour making your dog, Dog Biscuits

7) When you sample these biscuits

8) You find a finger puppet amusing

9) When you give your computer/cell phone a name

10) When you teach yourself and master the art of palm reading