HOMEWORK EXCUSES

 

1) I was riding my bike to school and the Italian Mob (which came to America) hijacked my bike and took my homework.

I believe they ate it. 

2) Aliens and came down and and for further experiments took my homework to see what we were studying what we beings call 'school'. 

WARNING: this excuse does not work on alien teachers from Jupiter, Mars or Venus.

3) I was hungry and forgot the key to my house.....

 

4) See what happened wuz....

(Mr. Bender) 

 

5) To the negative fourth power of the latitudinal dimension of the planet X my fingers last night silently swept over my white brand new sheet of paper while the planets were softly gliding out of there straight possession. In my faults and unthinking ways  sadly I left my tender paper at home sitting on my dresser that sits beside my fish table which is beside my bed who stands beside my window that looks out to the moving planets and moon. Therefore I am left without my homework.  

 

6) I died. So did my homework

 

7)  Ok... so I was placing a bet on the braves  and instead of giving the guy my IOU paper I accidentally gave him my homework.

 

 

8) I was walking to school this morning when I came across a snake. I ran and when I did, I left my guts... and my homework too.                  

 

9) I was walking to my  bus and I tripped over a stick and in the nick of time caught my book bag but papers flew everywhere. I was a laughing stalk as my arms wind milled at incredible speeds paper flinging in all directions. And to this day nobody knows where my essay rest. RIP essay rest in peace.

 

10) I lost my vowels

 

11) Please excuse ________ for missing out on homework. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was still Sunday.

 

12) Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings

 

13) my dog ate my assignment, but I can give it to you when he's finished digesting it if you like!!

14) I was at a rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our hardworking teachers

15) I left my brain in my locker last night

16) I got carried away with my origami class and my home work is currently floating around in our pond as paper Canadian geese