General excuses
Best for everything

1) My subconscious says no.

2) I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

3) I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.

4) There's a disturbance in the Force.

5) I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

6) I'm worried about my vertical hold.

7) I'll be looking for a parking space.

8) I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.

9) I'm falling I'm falling and I just don't want to get up!! 

10) I'm working on a Shakespearian sonnet

11) My toes have lost function, so therefore I am unbalanced