20 ways to know that you're a geek/nerd (they both comply) 

1) You go to websites to get kissing tips

2) You have your own name on your buddy list

3) When you can remember your 10 favorite URLs but not your own zip code

4) When you hear the little "ding" of the system chimes during your dreams

5) When you tell someone your name and end it with "dot com"

6) when someone mentions java and coffee is the second thing that goes through your mind

7) when you are asked "do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?" and you have to answer: "Well, yes, I have a couple. One lives in Calgary, the other, Minnesota, the other New Zealand.."

8) When you hear a joke and the first thing that runs through your mind is "lol"

9) When you flunk english at school by writing your exam paper in HTML

10) When you  make a mistake while writing something in pen and immediately you want to do a Ctrl-Z. (Undo)

(Do I fear the "10 Ways to know..." upgrading to "20 Ways to know.."??

11) When you can find the tilde (~) key without looking down

12) When you respond to "get a life!" with "what's the URL?"

13) When you leave a hotel early in the morning, and you walk up to the receptionist and say: "good morning, I would like to logout"

14) When you talk about  new computers  like they were fast cars...
(Oh man look at that: A pentum II 300MHZ with 128MB of ram... man that baby humms...)
      - Jeff Fouchard

15) When people ask you your favorite color and you answer "#fce503"

16)  When you start drooling while walking through a computer store

17) When someone you don't know calls an IDIOT a nerd and you stop to explain to them what a nerd REALLY is.

18) If your mom asks you where you put the cookies and you say you deleted them

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20) If you're laughing at #19