Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart

   60 above-

   Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.

   Chicago people sunbathe.

  50 above-

  New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

   Chicago people plant gardens.

 40 above-

  Italian cars won’t start.

  Chicago people drive with the windows down.

  32 above-

   Distilled water freezes.

   Lake Michigan’s water gets thicker.

   20 above-

    Californians shiver uncontrollably.

     Chicago people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

  15 above-

   New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

   Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

   0 -

  Californians fly away to Mexico.

  Chicago people lick the flagpole.

   20 below-

   People in Miami cease to exist.

   Chicago people get out their winter coats.

   40 below-

  Hollywood disintegrates.

   Chicago’s Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.