Ah the excuses. Don't they just make your body tingle all over with excitement?

1) I'd love to but... the man on television told me to say tuned

2) I'd love to but... I'm building a pig from a kit

3) I'd love to but... I'm teaching my ferret to yodel

4) I'd love to but... my crayons all melted together

5) I'd love to but... I'm getting my overalls overhauled

6) I'd love to but... I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves

7) I'd love to but... I'm sandblasting my oven

8) I'd love to but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door

9) I'd love to but... my plot to take over the world is thickening

10) I'd love to but... I left my body in my other clothes

11) I'd love to but... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store

12) I'd love to but... I feel a song coming on

13) I'd love to but... you know how we psychos are

14) I'd love to but... I have to study for a blood test

15) I'd love to but... my astrologer has advised unnecessary.